Chris and Laura

Monday, June 05, 2006

Please raise your big toe and repeat after me
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when I wear
sandals and other open-toe shoes.
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes (or toenails) will not hang over
and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs, and the sides and tops
of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip free.
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds
of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, co-worker, mother or
sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping
it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
Just wanted to share this valuable information with all my sisters now that the
sun is out and so are our toes!